rainbowchibbutt:

nemir0n:

emilythesmelly:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

reblogging for the story

He’s bread, Jim. 

…That is amazing and omfg the story

rumour:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

defeating:

pre10tious:

why do I fall in love with someone after flirting with them for like five minutes?

why do I fall in love with someone even if I’m not 100% sure what their name is

why do I fall in love with someone

why do i fall

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gastrogirl:

cherry blossom macarons.
mochacafe:

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did-you-kno:




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